Indiscretions of Archie
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COPYRIGHT, 1921,
BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
copyright, 1920, by international magazine company
(cosmopolitan magazine)
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
DEDICATION
TO
B. W. KING-HALL
My dear Buddy,—
We have been friends for eighteen years, A considerable proportion of my books were written under your hospitable roof. And yet I have never dedicated one to you. What will be the verdict of Posterity on this? The fact is, I have become rather superstitious about dedications. No sooner do you label a book with the legend—
TO
MY BEST FRIEND
X
than X cuts you in Piccadilly, or you bring a lawsuit against him. There is a fatality about it. However, I can't imagine anyone quarrelling with you, and I am getting more attractive all the time, so let's take a chance.
- Yours ever,
P. G. Wodehouse.
CONTENTS
CHAPTER | PAGE | |
I | DISTRESSING SCENE IN A HOTEL | 11 |
II | A SHOCK FOR MR. BREWSTER | 15 |
III | MR. BREWSTER DELIVERS SENTENCE | 21 |
IV | WORK WANTED | 28 |
V | STRANGE EXPERIENCE OF AN ARTIST'S MODEL | 32 |
VI | THE BOMB | 42 |
VII | MR. ROSCOE SHERRIFF HAS AN IDEA | 55 |
VIII | A DISTURBED NIGHT FOR DEAR OLD SQUIFFY | 67 |
IX | A LETTER FROM PARKER | 80 |
X | DOING FATHER A BIT OF GOOD | 92 |
XI | SALVATORE CHOOSES THE WRONG MOMENT | 106 |
XII | BRIGHT EYES—AND A FLY | 114 |
XIII | RALLYING ROUND PERCY | 127 |
XIV | THE SAD CASE OF LOONEY BIDDLE | 142 |
XV | SUMMER STORMS | 154 |
XVI | ARCHIE ACCEPTS A SITUATION | 169 |
XVII | BROTHER BILL'S ROMANCE | 178 |
XVIII | THE SAUSAGE CHAPPIE | 185 |
XIX | REGGIE COMES TO LIFE | 196 |
XX | THE SAUSAGE CHAPPIE CLICKS | 216 |
XXI | THE GROWING BOY | 227 |
XXII | WASHY STEPS INTO THE HALL OF FAME | 243 |
XXIII | MOTHER'S KNEE | 255 |
XXIV | THE MELTING OF MR. CONNOLLY | 268 |
XXV | THE WIGMORE VENUS | 280 |
XXVI | A TALE OF A GRANDFATHER | 293 |
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